Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Funny First Grade Phrases

Well I almost have a title that has alliteration but oh well.  So life has been busy but so fun lately! I am now teaching first grade which I thought I would hate but actually LOVE! Those cute little 7 year olds melt my heart.  For example here's a true story of what happened today.

Teacher: Student so and so has a speech problem, he normally goes out two times a day to work with the speech specialists.  But his speech problem is so cute, he can't say the "K" sound so watch this...

"_____ what is your favorite animal?"

Student: tities! big long pause (meanwhile I am trying not to laugh) I just love titi tates!

Me: You love kitty cats?

Student: yes! I just love black titi tates!Oh and teacher I promise to not strew around in the bathroom today I am just going to go potty.

Teacher: Well thank you ____, I'm glad you're not going to screw around in the bathroom today.


Literally I have been laughing all day.  I just love first grade they say the funniest things! More to come, I'm keeping a journal so that when I need a good laugh I'll just look through that!

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